Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Everything's Bigger in Texas!

I always said, more than a wheelbarrow-full is a waste...

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posted by Paul @ 2:22 PM

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Greetings!

To all my friends around the world, I wish you a Merry Christmas. If you're Jewish, make that a Happy Hanukkah. If you're an athiest, make that a Merry and Blessed Christmas. And if you're an Islamist who wants me dead because I'm an infidel, well... fuck you. Now on to the New Year's resolutions:
  • Be it resolved that I will stop writing angry blog posts. Unless provoked, that is. I cannot promise any reduction in my output of profanity; being a native of the NYC metro area, that is hard-coded in my DNA. But I'll try limit my foul-mouthed rants towards those who truly deserve it -- Islamofascist goatfuckers and their Prophet of Hate (piss be upon him), fans of the Boston Red Sox and Fernando Alonso, Leftist hypocrites and their Obama-fellatiating sycophant lapdogs in the media, global warm-mongering alarmists who preach the science-fiction of anthropogenic climate change to easily indoctrinated children and childish adults; and so on. Come to think of it, very little is likely to change on the angry blogging front.

  • I further resolve that I will not start smoking again. Cigarettes, that is. If I come across a kilo of blonde Moroccan hashish, all bets are off.

  • Finally, I resolve that I will take more photographs in 2009. I'm talking real photographs, which means I'll spend more time thinking and visualizing, and less time snapping away like a lunatic. If things go according to plan I'll end up with fewer image files but far more photographs. Maybe I'll even sell a few of them.
And with that, I bid y'all a Happy 2009.


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posted by Paul @ 1:32 AM

Friday, November 28, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all


 
 

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posted by Paul @ 4:11 PM

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Breaking News: I Talk Like I'm From North Jersey.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
 

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Philadelphia
 
The Inland North
 
The Midland
 
The South
 
Boston
 
The West
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Had to answer about a dozen questions for them to figure this out. They could have done it with just one question: "Do you use the word 'fuck' as punctuation?"

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posted by Paul @ 4:18 PM

Friday, March 16, 2007

Buy my books, make me rich.

I'm now officially a fully commercialized e-whore: I've started an aStore on Amazon.com. All earnings will be donated to a poor, needy family.*

*That is, mine.

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posted by Paul @ 5:16 PM