Global Warming Update
"The debate is over," proclaims the world's preeminent and most respected climatologist. The Earth is on it's way to a fast boil, and it's all because of humans - specifically, American Republican humans. However, ever the skeptic, I've decided to do a little experiment to see whether all the global warming histrionics and alarmism is warranted. Enter Snowman.
Snowman was created during the latest clear indication of global warming: the Great March Blizzard of 2007. He will be my monitor of climate change over the next few months. If he melts by July, that will be incontrovertible evidence of apocalyptic global warming. I shall then pledge to buy a Prius, cut down all of the trees on my property to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, and use all of my discretionary income to buy carbon offset credits.
"The debate is over."Labels: Commentary, Global Warm-Mongering
posted by Paul @ 11:19 AM
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